There must be some application for shopaholics, like the Internet nannies that keep kids away from pornographic sites. I need a program that will keep me away from eBay, etsy, BlueFly, etc.!
Or something like this would happen:
When the package arrives, I'll be very, very happy for a short while.
So here I am proposing that I will not go shopping until I've worn everything in my closet. And you, yes, you will help me make sure I don't go shopping. I promise to be honest and tell you everytime I give in and buy something, but you have to promise to give me that look of disapproval, complete with head-shaking. Ok? Deal? Deal!
Fuck. My card won't go through. I just need this weight watchers cookbook. I promise, this will be the last purchase of the month! I promise!